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"Thought I saw Shaggy walking past my house earlier. Wasn’t him."

Texts from Sam Storie.

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memberd:

Why is David Bowie playing a red trumpet in a model train museum?

Why wouldn’t he be?

memberd:

Why is David Bowie playing a red trumpet in a model train museum?

Why wouldn’t he be?

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Watched American Beauty earlier. Couldn’t get over how much Kevin Spacey looks like Bob Mortimer. Also, whenever he was working out, I thought he turned into Hench Welsford. That film is actually Hench’s ‘origin’ story.

wonkdiddywonkwonk:

just a selection of photos from bestival that i think adequately describe mine and my friends’ lack of sobriety over that messy, messy weekend….

lol @ me in bottom left. I want Bestival now.

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Mos Def - “Brooklyn”

affordablefriend:

can I come? worst day ever… :(

Yes definitely it will be so much more fun than real life. Am I right in thinking you live on the Isle of Wight? Because if so you could start just clearing everyone off and I’ll be over in a few days. Bestival can still happen there but otherwise only people we want are allowed on ok.

This is a sound plan.